印得不像

有个犯人因为自己印假钞票而被警察抓了。 在法庭上，法官很生气的问：“难道你不知道印假钱是有罪的吗？” 犯人很无辜地说：“我都不是要印假钱，我是要印真钱，可是印不像."

笑一笑

考试的时候，老师特地允许看课本。
但是某生，依然还是把课本藏在桌面下，摊在大腿上抄。
老师看到了，感到不解，特地走过来...关心地对他说：
“你为什么不拿上来抄呢？像现在这样，不是很累吗？”
学生答：“可是，这样子，我比较习惯呀！”

Singapore 2011

Hong Kong

Hong Kong

Marriage, Love and Romance

A loving marriage is one of the greatest achievements of our times. Divorce is at an all time high, and the general belief is the marriage is a pain in the neck... but, marriage offers an opportunity to share ...to develop the inevitable friction which sharing your bathroom causes, into greater love and understanding.

Communication, Relationships and Feelings

Friction in relationships is an opportunity to realize our differences and accept that although we can never fully understand each other, nonetheless we accept and love each other.

There's one sad truth in life I've found, While journeying east and west
The only folks we really wound, Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know, We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow, To those who love us best."